For Steven
Mr. Hays, you’ve been an enabler for me in many ways. I’ve said it before, but thanks for teaching me how to play chess and how to swim. Your latest feat has been to enable me to take my important files, programs, and documents with me wherever I go with this 1 gigabyte flash drive. It even came with a lanyard. I can now repair, restore, and liberate oppressed PCs the neighborhood over, in a flash! My set of super powers is almost complete…
Thanks and see you soon.

overkill, but appreciated.